All About Me

In a nutshell: Intelligent, sophisticated, charming, kind, wise, witty, masterful, focused, strong, agile, clever, beautiful, handsome, humble, spiritual, athletic, a philosopher, musician, poet, author, photographer, footballer, chess grandmaster, gymnist, ex SAS, CIA and FBI (combined role). FIBBER.

I have the right stuff, the left over stuff and enough stuffing for the Christmas turkey. I am every Man and the Man with no Name. I am the Man from Uncle and The Boy From The Hood (aka Robin). As Tin Tin once noted ... I am a confection of perfection ... perhaps not, but my greatest work of art so far.

I am a man for all seasons. a mixture of Sir Thomas Moore, Emmanuel Swedenborg, Joseph Smith, Eddie Izzard and Stephen fry. If you cut me, will I bleed? Does hope spring eternal? is the grass always greener on the other side and was Paul Newman ever tempted to go out for a cheeseburger even though there was always steak at home?

I am working diligently to find a cure for cancer. I also meditate frequently on achieving world peace.I use a bow and arrow to catch all my unsuspecting prey in order to get the requisite daily calorie count (low carbon footprint). I run a marathon bi monthly and all sponshorship monies accrued goes to the charity of my choice which currently is SAVE THE Amazonian speckled back tree frog

I am in the process of perfecting an Astral projection technique which will bring the Intercontinental Airlines to their financial knees.I am in the middle of inventing and patenting (maybe red) a neural distrubution processor using an advanced nano technology technique to redefine the quassi linguistic multi-dynamic levitation process ... it should be in the shops in time for the Christmas rush..

I think about the meaning of life; the complications of love; can intelligence emerge from non intelligence; can nothing produce something ? Is Rchard Dawkins really extra clever or has he a missing link or three? Are there 6 degrees of separation between me and a giraffe? Do amoeba have feelings; What would Jesus discuss if I bumped into him when he is on that bus (what if God was one of us); why the fruit orange should be given a proper name; whether charisma can be manufactured and if so would it be cost effective to bottle it and sell by the bucket load..